Mr.S has been my consultant at the Fracture Clinic since Window-Gate. This would seem like a boring fact, except for one thing: I do not believe that Mr.S exists! I have never seen him, though I have heard what is alleged to be his voice while one of his registrars spoke with me. My physiotherapist has been unable to get through to him, either by ‘phone or by e-mail. Today he was marked as being “Not in Clinic” so, again, I saw a registrar. Suspicious? I think so.